OK SO, I’m spose to be writing this paper, it’s more like 8 papers that I’m spose to write this semester n’ I’s spose ta have sum dne by nowly! Buhhh I jus don’t.

So this paper is about a certain screeeputee, I’m pretty… Sure! That I’m s’pose to be writing it bout whatev… Matthew 5. Sumthin sumthin.

Ummmmm, I don’t well, ummm, I DON”T KNOW! What verses I wanna choo choo choose, Cuz Ummmm hahaha giggles, laughs, cuz I , I’m gonna reread the chapter and then choose sum shtuff, ya see! Foo…

My HIGHTLITGHTERRRR color is real neat, why? CUZ I MADE it DAT WAY!

Did you know? Hmmm? That you have to write exactly what I’m saying…. It’s ok, whay didn’t you type that, I just said it’s ok.. breathing… heavy breathing ummm.. sigh guffah , umm ok, so umm, a desire topreach the gospel , people all over the world, what if I just turned this in? woah… that would be nuts, the lord, just like elder swan, SWAN? ELISS ONE?  Weetuwned meesionariees, we are our father in heaven’s children, that he loves us and that he sent his beloved son Jesus Christ, AMEN AMEAN AMEN

All dose GA’s got da Ipads… ya feel?

Once upon a time there was this piece of cheese named kenzie.  She kept saying I want ice cream but then her noodle friend jessy said no way jose (she said jose, but wrong because he put emphasis on the J forgetting that Mexicans have a silent h noise) anways, the plan to get ice cream was a fail because things came up.  Cheese had to put up some photos of when she dressed up as captain cheesy pants.  She was the best cheesy super hero.  Jessy the noodle (wheat noodle to be exact) talked to mama noodle on the phone as kenzie cheese tried to figure out how to put pictures on her computer.  Her computer was made out of gummy bears and creamed corn.  Not the best combo but it makes for a great computer.  (if I do say so myself)  her computer fried (literally) when cheese tried to put up photos. Fail.  Like pronouncing jose with a j noise. Noodle just signed away her life because she just let riley (who is obviously a piece of a fruit roll up) ride her bike.  Her bike is actually a flaming dragon.  (Similar to the one that the avatar guy had to tame in that really long avatar movie.)  Why anyone would want a dragon I don’t know.  Ask noodle.  She knows all the answers. Noodle looks at pictures of bras shining through black leotards.  Yeah.  I don’t know why either but we are still friends anyways.  Because everyone and their dog knows that cheese and noodles are a must when it comes to combos.  Except not combos at Legends because according to a random sign at Legends, all there meat is turkey product.  Even the chicken I had.  Weird.  Our buddy Taylor is actually turkey.  Not the weird lies they serve at Legends.  That is, if you get served at all because it takes five years to get your meal.  I’m living proof because one time it happened to me.